June 5, 2008

• Evil Imperial asked “What opportunities for loot have there been in the Jihad?”

  I have answerd thusly:

  Sung to Tempelton’s Night Out from Charlotte’s Web.
  
  A Jihad is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
  After the crowds have been gassed
  Each night when the HPGs go out
  It can be found on the ground all around
  Oh, what a Commando’s feast!
  
  Unguarded mints and bits of jewelry stores
  Pension funds and classified gov’ment documents
  Melted glowing gold, lost generals
  Blakie goodies everywhere
  
  Lots of salvage, engine cores
  Clan tech deals and lost Chancellors
  And lots of lustrous loot to leave with from the Jihad!
  
  A Jihad is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
  After the Archon is trapped
  Each night when the HPGs go out
  It can be found on the ground all around
  That’s where a Commando can glut, glut, glut, glut!
  

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