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  • Miniature Rules Monday

    Do you know that between 1409 and, like last week, NOTHING happened in Wales. It’s true.

    Ok, it’s…
    MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY!

    Once again we open up a CLASSIC CBT NOVEL and READ BETWEEN THE LINES. Inspired by my good friend Welshman’s project to read and review all the novels, I continue to look at the plot holes and fill them with Silly Putty. Find out just how overblown Grayson Carlyle’s reputation is, in today’s MINIATURE RULES.

    http://battletech.cavaliercavalry.com/mrules.htm

    Miniature Rules: Happy to have found out about Aberystwyth before Harlech, otherwise we could have been… A DRAGOON. *shudder*.

  • No one ever told me John M. Ford died. :(

     

  • I don’t know, maybe I’m feeling crotchety, maybe I’ve got a burr up my saddle, maybe I’m just being a goddamned git, but maybe I just feel the need to rant.

    Now a lot of people are lamenting “oh my life is so hard” or “no one likes me” or “I’m such a loser and I’ll never ammount to anything”. I know these people in real life and on the Internets, and you know what, this reaction should last about twenty five seconds. That’s right. I’m calling all y’all out. If you want change, start changing. If you don’t want to lose, win in something. If you’re not liked it’s because no one likes depressing gits. My life is hard. But you know what, it could be a lot f’ing worse. Bitching about it for more than the above mentioned twenty-five seconds ain’t going to change Jack, nor his constant compainion Shit. Now if you want to tell me what your problems are without the overdramatic self-pity crap, I’ll listen and if I can, I’ll try to help. How much help a broke as webdev/student/BATTLETECH GOD can do from Bakersfield, CA is subject to debate. But damnit, most of you here are in the hobby, and frankly this is a good hobby to have. When you invest in the good times, the crap doesn’t go away in the bad times and you can still play. Some of you have come to this conclusion independently, filling your non-sucky-life time with the glories of marching your pewter and plastic armies to victory. Some of you are still caught up on not having all the finer things in life like cable TV or movie weekends. Sorry, these are pay-as-you go, and therefore not as inherently as cool as Battletech which is only pay as you go if you sell off your miniatures after every game. Those of you in remoter areas who can’t get to a game, you have my apologies. As long as your internet is up, I recommend using forums and contacts to play MegaMek. The point is if your life sucks, find one damned thing to enjoy to put it all in perspective. Some of you are working two jobs to just get by, some are working no jobs and are in a tizzy, but damnit, there are not many online communities as supportive and lucid as the Battletech community. Perspective, people. It’s not things are bad, or things could be worse. It’s about maintaining a postive outlook in the face of adversity, like when you just can’t win that WWE title back or when your damned dice can’t seem to roll above four.

    This is mainly directed at a local dude here who SHOULD BE READING MY F’ING BLOG, but if you find it applies, well, all the better. As Marcus the Happy Minibari Ranger once said, “If you’re going to have delusions, might as well go for the really satisfying ones.” So HIT MY PYRO and PLAY MY MUSIC!

    Peace.

  • Miniature Rules Monday!

    MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY!

    Today we have a special treat, I didn’t come up with this one. Oh yes, I did the writing and they still are all my crappy miniatures, but the idea behind this one goes to our good friend and loyal reader and Panther driver Notsonoble. So watch how my actors interpret his and his friend’s Battletech game in today’s MINIATURE RULES!

    http://battletech.cavaliercavalry.com/mrules.htm

    Miniature Rules: Blatently taking credit for others ideas, kinda like Battletech itself!

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    I know I’ve been quiet, but that’s because between work, school, rent increases, trying to keep the game group together and all that I’ve been goddamned busy. So much, I’m not ahead on Miniature Rules. *sigh*.

    Rapid fire updates:
    O is out of work again, her program shut down. It’s for the best, pops was tired of driving her to work and she was getting ready to kill her coworkers. Not that’s a problem, I’ve plenty of trunk space for their skinny emo butts, but still. Hopefully she’ll get on with Sylvan and only have to deal with 1 kid instead of 20 kids and 2 coworkers who manage to be even more immature than the third graders.
    This semester is going to be hard. I’m reading more books on Wales than I should, but I’m not exactly unhappy about that. I’m learning something new, for cripes sake.
    My art teacher is a pretentious ass. ASS. With more ASS on top. I don’t know about you, but I go to Art Appreciation and Techniques to learn about art and how to make it, not how he’s cooler than we’ll ever be for hanging out once with Andy Warhol (another ass) and then launches into a 50 minute rant against Bush that has nothing to do with art. SHUT UP AND TEACH, STUPID.
    Nothing livens up a boring Western Civ class like an Irish accent. Why is the history department here cooler than the art department? Oh yeah, they’re human beings. Forgot about that. Sorry.
    My tooth is killing me. I’ve been in non-stop pain for four days. It’s beginning to ease, but it’s soups and teas for me for day number 5.

    I’ll try to get storytime here back up and running, I just need one more week to catch up on the readingz. Owain Glyndwr 4TW!

  • Miniature Rules Monday!

    We’ve weathered a 1-monday outage of CBT.com and the passing of Arthur Clarke, still life goes on.

    MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

    You know, them tricksy Jade Falcons have told us many fantasies about Aidan Pryde, and yet the Sooper Sekret Dokumints we’ve uncovered paint a somewhat different picture of their hero. Find out why staples+Italy=4TW for the Jade Falcons in… MINIATURE RULES

    http://battletech.cavaliercavalry.com/mrules.htm

    Miniature Rules: Explaining why Doug’s clues in “Name That Mech” are just so darned obscure.

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    “If you’re not a part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” True or false?

    How come xanga keeps whoring out the featured question to “Truth”? 

    You know what’s worse than people not being part of the solution? People who claim to be part of the solution, but are a bigger pain in the ass than the problem. The anti-drug people are a hell of a lot smarter than Truth.   

    I just answered this Featured Question so hit my pyro and play my music, you can answer it too if you really have nothing better to do with your time! Paint is drying, after all!

  • Arthur C. Clarke 1917-2008

    “And one by one overhead, the stars started going out.”

    That’s how this feels, as the man who wrote the line in his story “The Nine Billion Names of God” will get a chance to learn some of them first hand. Arthur C. Clarke has passed away in Sri Lanka at the age of 90.

    I, as many know, was not a popular kid in high school, entranced in such things as computers and science fiction. And growing up, there was The Movie, explaining evolution and exploration, humanity and aliens. 2001 seemed so far away in 1982 when I was ten.

    Soon the library would learn to stock up on science fiction, and one of the authors they knew had to find their way out to the southwest branch was Arthur Clarke. I can remember looking at the phone, wondering if AT&T knew what was happening after reading “Dial ‘F’ for Frankenstein”. America of 2276 was made real with the misadventures of Duncan Makenzie in Imperial Earth, and I listened to my own fair ammount of static, wondering if aliens were just lost in the noise. I felt for the priest on board the ship, suffering my own crisis of conscience, around the planet that had to die to herald the birth of Christ. I, numerous times, pictured an older version of myself sipping a scotch in the “White Hart”. I felt a bit of pride when the crew of the S9000 chased after all those chemical rockets bearing humanity away from Earth. My drama class winced when I performed the presentation parts of “Food Of The Gods”, and two swore off soy products right there and then.

    And it wasn’t just the fiction. “Man and Space” from Time Life was checked out by me on a monthly basis from the Jr. High School library. The descriptions of basic physics, the colorful illustrations of the Saturn rockets, the examination of our solar system, all kept me coming back for more.

    And it continued into adulthood. “U.S.S. Discovery” is the Star Trek machinima my friends and I were trying to launch, in an effort to add more actual science and exploration to the universe. I was upset that the U.S.S. Odyssey was the first on-screen casualty of the Dominion War. And I was almost thrown out of the theater during the opening of “Star Trek: First Contact” when Worf detatched the main deflector dish… which was the “AE-35 unit”. His ability to take a small piece of science… or a large one, and turn it into a story is something I try to bring to my own writing in my classes. I don’t succeed often, but the thought that it’s possible keeps me trying to write, and write, and write something better than before.

    Arthur C. Clarke was a writer of true vision, and his body of work will entertain, educate, and enthrall all the generations that come down after him. It saddens me that the 2001 he and Stanley Kubrick envisioned has not come to pass, but if his fans… including myself… have anything to say about it the stars will be humanities home.

    Goodbye.

  • Monday, monday…

    CBT.com is down, so I’ve decided to take the week off from Miniature Rules. I’ve only got the one comic in the bag right now, so this will buy me another week to shoot the eight-to-ten ideas I’ve a kickin’ around. Besides, Miniature Rules needs all the exposure it can get to reach it’s 20 or so readers, right? :P So, this is Miniature Rules Hiatus Week, but I think I’ll finish Ninja tomorrow before the meetings.

    Now, msupsychmajor let me know about this, and being a big fan of Pittsburgh and Mr. Fred Rogers, I decided to actually step out and send them a video. I don’t expect anything to come of it, but hell, why not? It’s a chance to do something a little crazy, and then send it to a major urban conglomeration to be held up for public ridicule. That’s an improvement over the usual method of showing up in person, as I can’t be hit with a cabbage through YouTube. Yet. The Intrawebz Gnomes are working on it.

    Battletech Soundtrack continues with the Battle of Luthien. I once again can kinda see the seperation of the various descriptions of the battle to the different verses in the song, but they’re not as clear as Billy Joel’s. But Billy’s nine different kinds of awesome. That being said, the one few times the imagery is spot on is for Morgan Kell sitting on the hill using PMS (Phantom Mech Skill) for all that it’s worth, laying out entire clusters with an LRM-20, then I can see a pan across the wreckage to the charge against the Otomo/Inzagi Warriors/Omega whatever and Takashi doing that silly “come here” Keanu-Reeves-Matrix guesture with his Dragon’s one hand as he fires off his Telos-10 rack. I know as a band they kinda suck, but this is their least suckiest song. “Higher” by Creed.

    How do I save money every month?

    I don’t spend it. It’s usually that easy.

    I just answered this Featured Question so hit my pyro and play my music, you can answer it too and FEEL THE BANG!!

  • If you were a canned food product what would you be and how would you market yourself?

    Because it’s my holmes, Sir Spammy, I’m taking time out of my busy weekend to answer the featured question of his. What would I be? I’d be a can of Frankfurt Sausages. They’re like Vienna sausages, only big and satisfying. I’d market them in conjunction with the greatest team in the history of Europe, the Frankfurt Galaxy. That’s right, Galaxy Sausage.

    Some blue marsupial will probably find some sort of entendre in there, even though I can’t see how it’s possible.

       

    I just answered this Featured Question so hit my pyro and play my music, you can answer it too but YOU CAN’T SEE ME!

  • Work is far more surreal when I have 2.1 hours of sleep. As it is, it’s a minor miracle that I was able to remember the SUPER SECRET FLASH DRIVE which holds the key to…

    MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY!

    The heads of the five families of the Snow Ravens have gotten together, and they’ve decided the biggest impediment to their plans is everyone’s favorite Lyran, Adam Stiener. Found out how our wacky Clanners plan to axe handle the situation in todays’ Miniature Rules!

    http://battletech.cavaliercavalry.com/mrules.htm

    MINIATURE RULES: Refusing the nonrefusable offers on every natural 20 roll of my d20.
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    The Winner of the First Nine Pages poll is “Whippersnappers”

    Featuring the Battledroid Battlemaster of Major Quentin Hans “Uncle Toad” Eichenauer, it tells the story of how even in the future when an old man yells “Get off my lawn” and he has a gun, it’s probably a good idea to listen to him. “Lootbag Commando” placed second by a solitary vote, and offers his congratulations to the Major and promises to take over if he should be somehow unable to continue as favorite comic. On a completely unrelated note, “Whippersnappers” occasionally now is deleted from my photobucket… hey waitaminute!

  • If you could chose one person to be your mentor, who would it be?

    Ray Bradbury.

    And if I need to tell you why, you just wouldn’t get it anyway.

       

    I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!